I won’t dispute the old “Comedy is easy. Dying is hard” saw, but comedy’s got nothing on picking broken glass out of a garbage disposal.

This stuff never happens when I’m not working.

Hi, still alive here. Deadlines for my current stealth career have reached the shooting-downhill-without-any-brakes stage, and there’s been little time to post lately.

A few more days, and normal services should be restored. Keep your eyes on the road and check back soon.